Comedy
We can start with the iceberg joke combined with 1st joke about leaving wallet at home.
Than segways into second joke where the two friends go to Christmas Day dinner at Chinese resatauant
At the restaurant we can explain that Chinese dinner for Christmas is a Jewish tradition. they can talk about the 4000/5000 culture joke.
Then Segway into asking for Chinese Jews
After that, they Get the check and transition into Apple Pay/church baptism joke
This is a good balance… equally deprecating of Chinese and Jewish stereotypes
Joke 1
一个中国人和一个犹太人坐在酒吧里……突然，犹太人站了起来，打了中国人的脸。
犹太人说：那是为了珍珠港！
中国人说：珍珠港？！？那是日本人！我是中国人
犹太人说：中国日本人……对我来说都一样
5 mins later
中国人站起来打犹太人的鼻子
中国人说：那是给泰坦尼克号的！！
犹太人说：泰坦尼克号被冰山沉没。
中国人说：iceberg/Goldberg。对我来说都是一样的
A Chinese bro and a Jewish bro are sitting at a bar. Suddenly the jew-bro stands up and punches the Chinese guy in the face.
一个中国人和一个犹太人坐在酒吧里……突然，犹太人站了起来，打了中国人的脸。
Yīgè zhōngguó rén hé yīgè yóutàirén zuò zài jiǔbā lǐ……túrán, yóutàirén zhànle qǐlái, dǎle zhōngguó rén de liǎn.
Jew Bro: that's for Pearl Harbor!
犹太人说：那是为了珍珠港！
Yóutàirén shuō: Nà shì wèile zhēnzhū gǎng!
China-bro: Pearl Harbor?!? That's Japanese! I'm Chinese
中国人说：珍珠港？！？那是日本人！我是中国人
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Zhēnzhū gǎng?!? Nà shì rìběn rén! Wǒ shì zhōngguó rén
Jew-bro: Chinese Japanese… it's all the same to me
犹太人说：中国日本人……对我来说都一样
Yóutàirén shuō: Zhōngguó rìběn rén……duì wǒ lái shuō dōu yīyàng
5 mins later
5分钟后
5 Fēnzhōng hòu
China bro stands up and punches jew Bro in the nose
中国人站起来打犹太人的鼻子
Zhōngguó rén zhàn qǐlái dǎ yóutàirén de bízi
China bro: that's for the Titanic!!
中国人说：那是给泰坦尼克号的！！
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Nà shì gěi tàitǎn níkè hào de!!
Jew Bro: titanic was sunk by an iceberg.
犹太人说：泰坦尼克号被冰山沉没。
Yóutàirén shuō: Tàitǎn níkè hào bèi bīngshān chénmò.
China bro: iceberg/Goldberg. It s all the same to me
中国人说：iceberg/Goldberg。对我来说都是一样的
Zhōngguó rén shuō:Iceberg/Goldberg. Duì wǒ lái shuō dōu shì yīyàng de
Joke 2
笑话2：一个中国人和一个犹太人去酒吧…
哈哈哈哈 然后呢
中国人说：轮到你付钱了
哈哈哈哈
犹太人会怎么说？
当然你买啦
哈哈哈
犹太人说：我忘记了我的钱包
哈哈哈哈哈哈
中国人说：他们接受“Google Pay”
犹太人说：我的手机上没有安装
中国人说：你有“venmo”吗？
犹太人说：我忘记了我的电话
犹太人说：当然
中国人说：完美！
犹太人说：我忘记了我的电话
joke 2: a chinese and a jewish go to a bar
笑话2：一个中国人和一个犹太人去酒吧…
Xiàohuà 1: Yīgè zhōngguó rén hé yīgè yóutàirén qù jiǔbā…
The chinese say: it's your turn to pay
中国人说：轮到你付钱了
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Lún dào nǐ fù qiánle
Jews say: I forgot my wallet
犹太人说：我忘记了我的钱包
Yóutàirén shuō: Wǒ wàngjìle wǒ de qiánbāo
The Chinese say: They accept "Google Pay"
中国人说：他们接受“Google Pay”
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Tāmen jiēshòu “Google Pay”
The jewish say: it is not installed on my phone
犹太人说：我的手机上没有安装
Yóutàirén shuō: Wǒ de shǒujī shàng méiyǒu ānzhuāng
The Chinese say: do you have "venmo"?
中国人说：你有“venmo”吗？
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Nǐ yǒu “venmo” ma?
The jewish say: of course
犹太人说：当然
Yóutàirén shuō: Dāngrán
The chinese say: perfect!
中国人说：完美！
Zhōngguó rén shuō: Wánměi!
The jewish say: I forgot my phone
犹太人说：我忘记了我的电话
Yóutàirén shuō: Wǒ wàngjìle wǒ de diànhuà
Joke 3
Jew Bro says: I feel bad, the church next door is giving $100 to convey to Christianity. I'll go real quick to pay for dinner
China bro says: you sure dude? Giving up your religion for $100?
Jew Bro: shiet… $100 is $100
He goes into the church
5 mins later… he comes out
Chinese bro: did you get the money?
Christianity-bro: that's all you people think about isn't it?
Joke 4
A Chinese and Jewish guy are sitting in a Chinese restaurant
China bro: our culture is over 4000 years old
Jew Bro: that's nothing… our culture is 5000 years old
China bro: that's impossible, where did you eat for the first 1000 years?
Joke about Jewish people always eating at Chinese restaurants
Joke 5
Joke about Jewish people always eating at Chinese restaurants
Jew bro asks: are there any Jews in China?
China bro: I dunno. I grew up in America, let's ask the waiter. Waiter… are there any Jews in China?
Waiter: let me check… he goes into the kitchen… comes back and says. No sorry sir no Chinese Jews
Jew bro says: are you sure, there are 1.4 billion people in China and no Jews?
Waiter: I go check again.
Waiter goes to kitchen and comes back out
Waiter says: sorry sir no Chinese jews
Jew bro and China bro are in disbelief…
Waiter says: no Chinese Jews, but we have Grape Jews, Mango Jews, pineapple Jews, and Oren Jews
Joke 6
Chinese engineer negotiating salary with an Israeli recruiter…
Joke 7
Chinese say: Did I pass the loop?
Jewish say: you raised on frugality and invent and simplify.
Chines say: what about empathy?
Joke 8
OMG, in the healthcare startup i worked at before joining Amazon, the Jewish CEO introduce one of the Chinese engineers I hired and said the same: WOOOOOO
Joke 9
How does Moses make is tea?
Hebrews it. I'm serious, that Israeli how he makes it.